Spotting Your Sign in a Crowd


Aries
Is pushing everybody else aside to make sure they’re spotted first

Taurus
Is too busy eating to notice anyone’s even looking at them

Gemini
Is too busy talking to care

Cancer
Hasn’t left the house all day

Leo
Has sent their agent to represent them

Virgo
Wants to know who organized things so poorly

Libra
Can’t decide whether they want anyone to see them “looking like this”

Scorpio
Wants to know who is looking for them, and why

Sagittarius
Can’t sit still long enough for anyone to get a confirmed sighting

Capricorn
Is working overtime at the office and should be easy to track down

Aquarius
Doesn’t care who sees them, but really wants to know if there is life on other planets

Pisces
Is upset that Aries is being so darned pushy