Keep your hands off other people's putters.
Keep your balls out of the rough.
It's more fun when you don't keep score.
Choose your partners carefully.
It's the follow-through that really counts.
Have somebody else carry the heavy stuff.
Don't give people the birdie.
Try to keep a good grip on things.
There is a time and place for plaid pants and Madras shirts.
The fairways of life are paved with doctors and lawyers.
If you keep swinging you'll eventually hit something.
Good form always prevails.
The best shots look effortless.
A powerful drive is the key to success.
There are different strokes for different folks.